I pick up the phone today, first thing I here is: "Helloooo! Is (father dearest, who shall remain unnamed) there?"
"Oh, hi Skipper!"
*Cue dialling tone*
Sigh. No, Skipper is not my name (although that is pretty cool). Why, why do you think that, random stranger? Why?
Oh a brighter note:
I broke a computer system worth thousands today! Yay!