warhorsegirl

I pick up the phone today, first thing I here is: "Helloooo! Is (father dearest, who shall remain unnamed) there?" "Nope!" "Oh, hi Skipper!" *Cue dialling tone* Sigh. No, Skipper is not my name (although that is pretty cool). Why, why do you think that, random stranger? Why? Oh a brighter note: I broke a computer system worth thousands today! Yay!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?Closeded so ze monsters can't get mez!!!2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?Yep, they sit in the cupboard with all their little soap and bubble bath friends XD3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?In be us monsters might grab me and drag me into ze wardrobes if I leave them out!4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?Maybe.......5: Do you like to use post-it notes?They is GUD6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?I find they make good fire lighters7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?AH GOD! I can't stand